Kuroda turns your idle Claude API credits
into a self-hosted quant fund engine.
A small pixel wizard that lives on your machine and casts spells on the markets while you sleep. Your keys. Your strategy. Your coins.
You bought Claude API credits to chat. Most of them expire unused. Kuroda gives them a second life — reading the markets, weighing the noise, placing small bets, entirely on your machine, on your behalf, on your terms.
No Python. No DSL. Write your strategy as if you are telling a friend over coffee. Kuroda parses it and obeys.
Every few minutes the wizard reads the feeds, the filings, the on-chain data — and makes a judgment call.
Sub-cent fees. Sub-second finality. Trades settle in your wallet. Audit every move on-chain.
// watch the top 50 SOL ecosystem tokens.
if claude judges a piece of news is real
(not shilling, not recycled), open a position.
take profit at +30%.
stop at −15%.
never more than 5% of capital per trade.
sweep weekly profits into USDC.
never trade on weekends.
// that is the whole spellbook. ✦
Each of these existed alone. Together, for the first time, they make a small wizard like Kuroda actually possible.
By 2026, large models do the boring half of analysis better than most retail desks. Reading filings. Weighing noise. Sniffing out shills.
The bottleneck stopped being intelligence. It became orchestration. Kuroda is the orchestration layer.
Sub-cent fees. Sub-second finality. An AI can place a hundred small careful trades a day without fees eating the alpha.
Settlement is a solved problem. The frontier moved up the stack.
Most people buy a monthly Claude allowance and use a fraction. The rest expires, forgotten. A planet-sized pool of pre-paid intelligence, sitting idle.
You already paid for it. Kuroda just wakes it up.
Kuroda runs on your machine. Your API key never leaves. Your wallet never leaves. Your spellbook is a text file in your repo.
We are not a service. We are a tool you own.
"You bought intelligence by the month.— THE KURODA THESIS
Most of it expires unused.
Kuroda is a small wizard
that puts the rest to work."
Three commands. No account. No telemetry. No middleman.